When you combine your latest Goodwill find?
with your "25+ year old all I wanted it to do is sew a straight seam Kenmore sewing machine?"
some stash fabric?
You get a nice decorative flat sheet for your bed.
Total cost of project? Approximately $3.00 and some Betty time. There was also a nice piece of fabric left from the project which will either be used to make a table runner or placemats. In the words of Martha "Goodwill--it's a good thing."